This post has absolutely nothing about weight, fat, or anything physical. This is a screaming vent about the total mind fucks our learned health professionals can be.
Seriously if I screwed people around as much as GPs, Specialists and ancilliary support staff do I would be out of a job. Not only do these people get to piss me around, stress me out and generally have me reaching for whatever alcohol is closest I then get to pay exorbitant amounts of money for the privilege. I know HECS debt is crippling but honestly is anyone really worth that hourly rate?
For what some of these Drs are charging you could book an hour with a high end call girl and at least then you could get an orgasm out of it but no you pay this massive amount of money to get screwed with no pleasure whatsoever.
It's like the Marquis de Sade society for torture. Every time you get one step further along they throw another curve ball at you because you don't know what the secret handshake is.
I really have a giant urge to self medicate so any lo cal alcohol suggestions will be greatly appreciated.